About this run

SH3#1014: Hashional Geographic You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. By which I mean, we’re gonna try to catch a sighting of the rare and elusive Jimothy. Whether you’re a Cockadile Hunter, a Tiger King, or just think bestiality’s best, boy, grab your running shoes and get ready to track the North American hare (Halfmindus velocigluteus) across northwest Seattle. What: Run. Find flour. Drink beer. Don’t overthink it. Where: Woodland Park Zoo parking lot, corner of N 50th St and Phinney Ave N When: 12:30 show, 1:00 go Who: Game Ovary Why: *Somebody* had to hare this week How much: $10 What do I need?: ID, money, sunblock, safari hat, camera, rabies vaccine On-after: Sully’s Snow Goose, possibly moving to Stoup later Dog-friendly? Stick your log in a- I mean, yes. How far? ~6 miles, or approximately 317 blue whales because Americans will measure with anything but the metric system Anything else I need to know? Many male marsupials have a bifurcated penis.