About this run

Puget Sound H3 #1221 It’s International Fact-Checking Day and your newly erected JGMs, Gallopin’ and Mexican Rimjob, have worked tirelessly for nearly 3 days to prepare the greatest run of Puget Sound’s 46th year. With zero elevation gain, perfectly executed marks, beautiful views, bipolar weather, and cold beer, the facts check themselves… unlike trail. Debate over the facts of this trail will last for minutes! Don’t miss it! When: April 2, 2026 - 6:15 meet, prompt 6:30 launch (it still gets dark earlyish) Where: Chestnut Ridge Park, 9901 S 203rd St, Kent GPS: 47.420344456365086, -122.2086883662097 HUGE parking lot, but you can park on street Hares: Gallopin’ & Mexican Rimjob Cost: $5 What: quick 2-4 mile pavement pounder, A-A, 1 Beer Check, zero elevation gain! Bring: new shoes, snow shoes (its in the forecast), sunscreen (its in the forecast), low expectations, shiggy gloves/socks/stick, whistle, vessel (no, really), virgins, whores, headlamp