About this run

WHO (hares): Glazed & Cumfused (ft. The Jugglenut) WHAT: MILF Hash in Ferndale- Moms I'd Like to FuckING Hash With This is my second haring ever you wanks, so I expect to see a boatload of you there (looking at you lazy Ann Arborites that don't wanna drive to Detroit!!) And what happens if you invite a MILF to hare? She invites other MILFs that she's been telling about hashing but can never manage to make them cum. Don't y'all dare embarrass me in front of the other MILFS by not showing up.  You might ask if we are going to start in my backyard, and the answer is yes. You might ask if I have a stock tank pool and cute lights over my deck? And the answer is also yes. You might ask if my neighbor plays bagpipes and I'm bribing her to kick us off with a song. These are all very normal questions to ask and I like the way your minds work.  Turkeys very welcome as any MILFs I get to cum will need guidance.  OTHER DETAILS FOR ANYONE STILL READING: 6-7 miles of Eagle 3 miles of Turkey 1.0 Beer Near Crotch goblin, stroller, and dog friendly. WHEN: Monday, June 1st, 2026 Pre-lube 6:30 PM Hares away 6:45pm Pack away 7:00pm WHERE: My house in the middle of my street 425 West Cambourne St Ferndale, MI 48220 *Street parking you mofos. Walk down the shared driveway to the backyard.  HOW (much):  $5 hash cash CONTACT: Glazed & Cumfused 586-242-4191, The Jugglenut 586-864-2920