About this run

Aloha H3 Trail #1837 - The Babe Run Location: Moanalua Valley Hares: Princess Footlong, Wet & Dirty, Double Dipped Tip Options: Turkey: 3 miles Super Turkey: 4 miles Eagle: 6 miles Write Up: “Because nothing says athletic excellence like bug bites, bad decisions, and beverages served with tiny umbrellas.” This week’s trail is brought to you by an all-star lineup of badass babes who clearly woke up and chose violence. Our hares—100% female, 0% mercy—will lay down not one, but two trails designed to test the spirit, the liver, and the questionable footwear choices of everyone dumb ... errrr I mean... brave enough to show up. For those with a healthy respect for their knees, there will be a 3ish-mile Turkey trail—a deceptively innocent romp through jungle paths, creek beds, and what may or may not have been someone’s backyard. For the truly overconfident, there will be a 6ish-mile Eagle trail—an extended masterclass in poor life choices featuring bonus climbs, bonus shiggy, bonus drink checks, and enough false trails to trigger abandonment issues. Both trails will be doable for shiggy-tested hash doggo and keiki. You will get wet. You will get dirty. Accessorize accordingly. Bonus points if you wear pink! Don’t forget to bring your whistle, rainbows, drinking vessel, and hash cash! Hash Cash: $10 for drinkers (including NA options), $6 non-drinkers (soft-drinks and water), and $1 for each keiki and doggo. Exact change is appreciated! We now also take PayPal.